1 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:37,310 Excuse me. Excuse me. 2 00:01:39,780 --> 00:01:44,470 - Sorry. - Come on, Rosenborg! 3 00:01:56,180 --> 00:01:58,430 Hell, too. 4 00:02:27,460 --> 00:02:31,550 Bend over, Trondheim. I'll take you from behind. 5 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:05,610 - Hello. - Hello. You? 6 00:03:05,660 --> 00:03:10,290 - Innherredsuppe or Inderøysuppe? - I have taken some work home with me. 7 00:03:10,340 --> 00:03:15,330 It's just a small paint job. It's done quickly. 8 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:20,690 - A nice evening hobby. - I know what we can do together. 9 00:03:20,740 --> 00:03:25,810 Fun. It is one of my best works. Just look at the details. 10 00:03:25,860 --> 00:03:31,030 Another gnome. Inderøysuppe or Innherredsuppe? 11 00:03:34,940 --> 00:03:38,970 - Did the shelf fall apart again? - I'll fix that tomorrow. 12 00:03:39,020 --> 00:03:42,930 What exactly is the difference on a gnome and a goblin? 13 00:03:42,980 --> 00:03:45,130 I've said that 1000 times. 14 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:49,350 You get a clue. Cheekbones and chin. 15 00:03:50,740 --> 00:03:52,650 Isn't it beautiful? 16 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:57,250 - Are you tidying up the shelf tomorrow? - Yes. 17 00:03:57,300 --> 00:04:00,030 You, come here. 18 00:04:01,780 --> 00:04:04,030 That's fine. 19 00:04:11,740 --> 00:04:15,610 Congratulations on the day. 20 00:04:15,660 --> 00:04:20,730 “I promise I won't had sex with that woman." 21 00:04:20,780 --> 00:04:26,070 - Did you like it? Was I sexy? - I can't hear you. Speak into the microphone. 22 00:04:29,140 --> 00:04:34,050 - Is it wireless? - Those clothes... 23 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:38,650 - Is it Marilyn you want tonight? - Shouldn't we try something new? 24 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:44,290 - Welcome to the Bay of Pigs. - Mr. president, are you going to liquidate me? 25 00:04:44,340 --> 00:04:49,890 - Liquidators? What are you talking about? - Wasn't Marilyn liquidated? 26 00:04:49,940 --> 00:04:56,050 Don't talk about liquidation, when we have to bang. It's not sexy. 27 00:04:56,100 --> 00:04:58,890 I just wanted to try something new. 28 00:04:58,940 --> 00:05:04,630 give me ten minutes then you must be "pikvided". 29 00:05:11,940 --> 00:05:15,670 No, now forget that goblin. 30 00:05:16,300 --> 00:05:22,230 You could wish him a happy birthday. Six years. 31 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:28,630 Congratulations. Time flies, when one's existence is stable. 32 00:05:30,220 --> 00:05:33,550 Come on, Wolf. 33 00:05:40,060 --> 00:05:42,310 Congratulations. 34 00:05:45,940 --> 00:05:50,690 - Have you put on weight? - And it comes from you? 35 00:05:50,740 --> 00:05:53,970 Relax though. In here I hide a "six pack". 36 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:56,850 It's called a six pack. I ordered soup. 37 00:05:56,900 --> 00:05:58,810 It's probably not that romantic. 38 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:00,730 - Inherred? - Inderøy. 39 00:06:00,780 --> 00:06:05,210 You know I can't stand that. Then I can might as well take the TV to the toilet. 40 00:06:05,260 --> 00:06:10,830 - Drink a glass of milk before you eat. - Milk is for babies and calves. 41 00:06:12,060 --> 00:06:15,510 What would you like to do? on our sixth anniversary? 42 00:06:16,820 --> 00:06:20,810 No. No, no. 43 00:06:20,860 --> 00:06:23,430 Okay. The art can wait. 44 00:06:24,580 --> 00:06:26,630 - A beer? - Yes. 45 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:31,270 Cheers to six years. 46 00:06:38,780 --> 00:06:43,870 Congratulations on over 2000 days, even more with leap years. 47 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:50,890 - Then we get a little drunk together. - It's been a long time since we were last. 48 00:06:50,940 --> 00:06:54,630 - Together. - It's been a long time since we were together. 49 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:58,270 So I have no present for you. 50 00:07:00,540 --> 00:07:05,130 After all, we have planned bank transfers on anniversaries. 51 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:08,950 Congratulations, it says DKK 500 in your account. 52 00:07:16,380 --> 00:07:18,670 So here's the soup. 53 00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:54,450 - Good evening. - It's you. 54 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:57,330 Do we know each other? 55 00:07:57,380 --> 00:08:02,530 Don't you play football? Torvald Reginussen. 56 00:08:02,580 --> 00:08:05,130 - Reginiussen, it's true. - A celebrity. 57 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:08,730 I've locked myself out you must help me. 58 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:11,450 Is there anyone else at home? Should I call? 59 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:14,830 No. Can I come over to you? 60 00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:19,490 - It's cold, I'm freezing. - You should have put on more clothes. 61 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:25,970 Can't you help me? It is your duty. Damsel in distress and all that. 62 00:08:26,020 --> 00:08:29,970 I guess I can crawl over. 63 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:32,570 It's a long way down. 64 00:08:32,620 --> 00:08:37,870 If you don't fall down, it should probably go well. 65 00:08:38,740 --> 00:08:42,290 - Okay. - It's probably best if I close my eyes. 66 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:45,650 You should probably keep your eyes open. 67 00:08:45,700 --> 00:08:50,130 - Imagine if I break my back. - Just make sure you stand safely. 68 00:08:50,180 --> 00:08:54,430 Come on, get a good footing. 69 00:08:55,580 --> 00:08:57,610 Well, though. It went well. 70 00:08:57,660 --> 00:09:00,090 Now we tear down the entire balcony. 71 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:03,490 - Hey, you've got muscles. - Yes. And you have breasts. 72 00:09:03,540 --> 00:09:08,590 Such. Yes, just walk in. 73 00:09:16,380 --> 00:09:19,110 Thanks for the food. 74 00:09:35,060 --> 00:09:37,710 So... yes... 75 00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:49,170 - Is that how it has become? - Soup is not exactly an aphrodisiac. 76 00:09:49,220 --> 00:09:54,090 We haven't had sex in two months. And last time you fell asleep. 77 00:09:54,140 --> 00:10:00,090 - And we don't do anything social anymore. - We are the only ones without children. 78 00:10:00,140 --> 00:10:05,370 Eddy and Karianne have had twins. Wasim and Husma already have one. 79 00:10:05,420 --> 00:10:10,570 We have completely lost touch with them. Byåsen does something to people. 80 00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:14,150 Should we have had children? Is that what you say? 81 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:20,870 - Would you like it? - Do you want to? 82 00:10:25,180 --> 00:10:29,990 Let's cut loose. Now we do something crazy. 83 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:33,270 Not? 84 00:10:35,380 --> 00:10:37,950 No, I don't think so. 85 00:10:40,060 --> 00:10:43,850 Come on, let's do something wild. 86 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:47,950 - Something crazy, right? - No. 87 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,190 Okay. 88 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:59,270 Then we have to come up with something else. 89 00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:06,730 - Was it your mother again? - Yes. 90 00:11:06,780 --> 00:11:12,630 She has to sign my savings. I'll call her tomorrow. 91 00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:21,390 I have an idea that might get the evening going. 92 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:25,850 - Is it better than liquidation? - Don't talk about it. 93 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:28,650 It's my birthday today. 94 00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:34,450 - So the birthday decides. - Maybe. 95 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:37,410 I've been thinking about where we are in life. 96 00:11:37,460 --> 00:11:41,810 - We are not spring hares anymore. - At least you're not. 97 00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:45,670 - But am I not right? - I guess you have. 98 00:11:47,180 --> 00:11:52,990 If I understand you correctly, then you want to marry me. 99 00:11:55,340 --> 00:12:00,050 - Are you proposing? - It's coming. 100 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:04,690 - And then you want a child. - Two children. Orlando and Liv. 101 00:12:04,740 --> 00:12:10,450 When we are married and have children, they will take up all our time. 102 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:16,250 The first years they are like stupid pets. At least they can find food themselves. 103 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:20,330 But children must be pressed against the chest. They have no sense of place. 104 00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:23,530 We become the children's prisoners for a long number of years. 105 00:12:23,580 --> 00:12:26,890 When they leave home as 30-year-olds, we have become old. 106 00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:29,410 Did you live at home that long? 107 00:12:29,460 --> 00:12:33,710 We should cut loose when it's just the two of us. 108 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:39,890 I want to have a wild night. It will be maybe the last time it's possible. 109 00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:42,690 I want to do something... crazy. 110 00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:46,910 Is it something dangerous? since you look so pleased? 111 00:12:47,780 --> 00:12:53,310 It's exciting, sensual and increases the trust between us. 112 00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:58,610 - I don't know what to say. - Look at me and repeat after me: 113 00:12:58,660 --> 00:13:00,450 I... 114 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:03,350 - Should I say "I"? - Yes. I... 115 00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:06,890 - Me. - ...want... 116 00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:10,610 ...that... we... 117 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:15,690 ...must... try... 118 00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:19,250 - ...partner... - Exchange? 119 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:24,610 Swinging. There are many at our age that does. 120 00:13:24,660 --> 00:13:30,850 - What if they are ugly? - You can always unsubscribe. 121 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:34,930 How to do it? Are you in the same room? 122 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:38,190 - Do you stomp the beat? - Now stop. 123 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:46,090 - Can you be voted out? - Relax. Be a little adventurous. 124 00:13:46,140 --> 00:13:52,150 I never thought along those lines. I saw myself with one woman. 125 00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:56,930 - I'm a little stressed. - What do you think about it now? 126 00:13:56,980 --> 00:14:02,910 It's exciting. I have cultivated more sex with those gnomes than with you. 127 00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:06,570 I can't power to sleep with someone else. 128 00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:09,630 You can't do it with me either. 129 00:14:11,380 --> 00:14:15,770 Okay, it's possible, that she is raw and he is ugly. 130 00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:19,630 Maybe she turns women on, and he turns on men. 131 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:25,010 What do you mean? You're straight, right? 132 00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:29,130 - Maybe I haven't met the right girls. - Now I'm starting to sweat. 133 00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:34,370 - Do you turn it on? - I rather switch off completely. 134 00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:37,270 I'm just teasing you. 135 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,550 Such. 136 00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:46,670 Now we have a profile. 137 00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:52,490 If you don't like them, we turn around at the door. 138 00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:56,410 I am shocked. I thought it was going to be the two of us. 139 00:14:56,460 --> 00:15:01,610 And that's why we do it together. The Holy Week. Hashtag: WeTwo. 140 00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:04,850 What about diseases? They could have the worst gonorrhea. 141 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:09,330 - I put on two condoms. - This is too stupid. 142 00:15:09,380 --> 00:15:15,290 Come now. Carpe diem. YOLO. My balls are in your hands. 143 00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:18,810 - I think it feels like infidelity. - Not when we're together. 144 00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:23,490 Then it's extended fidelity. We are safe with each other. 145 00:15:23,540 --> 00:15:28,370 - You want to sleep with other women. - No, it's just about sex. 146 00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:34,210 - It is a social activity. - Then we can play bowling. 147 00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:37,830 It's my birthday and my rules. You touched it. 148 00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:48,030 It went well. 149 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:03,150 - Aren't you going home? - No. 150 00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:05,730 Yes. 151 00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:08,810 - Would you like something to drink? - Yes, thank you. 152 00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:13,770 - Can I borrow your blanket? - Yes, just let loose. 153 00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:18,410 - It must have been cold out on the balcony. - Ice cold. 154 00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:21,310 You were probably too lightly dressed. 155 00:16:27,740 --> 00:16:30,410 - What kind of red wine is it? - It's red wine. 156 00:16:30,460 --> 00:16:35,930 - Don't you have any whiskey? - I have Bowmore, but it's Scotch. 157 00:16:35,980 --> 00:16:40,430 - It's the same. - Do you think it's the same? 158 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:47,030 Then you should get it the way you want it. "Bowmore 15 Years". 159 00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:52,690 Be careful. This is booze, right? 160 00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:57,610 You can have orange juice to mix up with. 161 00:16:57,660 --> 00:17:01,730 - Okay, we forget the juice. - I need another one. 162 00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:04,710 - One more? - Yes. 163 00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:08,090 Be safe. 164 00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:10,750 You don't need to drink so fast. 165 00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:14,810 You are a narcissist. 166 00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:19,250 Me? After all, I am offering you marriage and children. 167 00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:23,170 Do I feel like it? It is not safe. But I sacrifice myself for you. 168 00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:28,170 Rhyme-Tim-Tim. A former celebrity and all. 169 00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:32,870 It's my birthday. Does it mean nothing to you? 170 00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:41,490 Okay. Then I'll do it. 171 00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:48,010 On one condition: You finance an online store for my swimsuit collection. 172 00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:52,410 You are amazing. Life and Orlando gets the best mother in all of Trøndelag. 173 00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:55,130 You owe me a big favor for this. 174 00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:59,230 No problem. It is not my first time with a priest... 175 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:05,090 This is not my first time with a priest. 176 00:18:05,140 --> 00:18:10,690 - Here's a couple. "Free-spirited." - Hippies. 177 00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:13,050 - "Seeking like-minded people." - Desperate. 178 00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:15,970 God, we had to sit and have a good time. 179 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:20,970 You kill the sexual tension with your hernia. 180 00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:26,710 Okay, let me be more positive. Maybe even HIV positive. 181 00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:32,690 Here are a couple. "Half a year of experience." 182 00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:36,490 "Looking for a couple for an erotic evening." 183 00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:41,450 - "And it should be fun." - Fun, yes. 184 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:44,230 I'm calling. 185 00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:12,970 They don't answer. 186 00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:18,190 - Why didn't you answer? - It's not my phone. 187 00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:24,590 Then I'll have another beer. Would you like to bring one? 188 00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:33,210 Or something stronger. 189 00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:38,230 - Why didn't they answer? - It's not that easy with those orgies. 190 00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:43,170 what are you doing Are you calling back? 191 00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:49,710 Yes, my strength is endurance and finances for large phone bills. 192 00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:10,730 - Hello? - Hello, you called? 193 00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:16,590 I called about the online contact ad. 194 00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:20,770 Do you know what I'm talking about? 195 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:24,470 - Maybe. - I want to know if you and your wife... 196 00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:31,470 Ulf-André! Come on, you have to hear this. 197 00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:36,210 Do you have any plans tonight? 198 00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:40,730 - My plans are your plans. - It's good planning. 199 00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:47,310 It can lead to a good master plan. What do you suggest? 200 00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:51,170 What we suggest? 201 00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:55,570 This is new to us. we've never done it before. 202 00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:58,450 We are damsels in distress. 203 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:03,250 I thought about Could you give us an introduction? 204 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:06,730 - An introduction? - Yes. 205 00:21:06,780 --> 00:21:12,370 So an in-and-out introduction? 206 00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:17,450 I like the way you say it. Introduction. 207 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:22,730 Can you do that? Introduction. 208 00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:25,570 Okay, you got me hooked there. 209 00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:28,730 Take vaseline and potato flour with you. Wet must become dry. 210 00:21:28,780 --> 00:21:31,670 And dry must become wet. Send me the address. 211 00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:36,070 Okay. 212 00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:42,190 Let's get ready for battle. 213 00:21:42,740 --> 00:21:47,770 They are beginners and want an introduction. Do you know what that means? 214 00:21:47,820 --> 00:21:52,810 Power. We are exclusive. You can do what you want, Solveig. 215 00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:57,690 - Then it will be a short evening. - No, you will be unstoppable. 216 00:21:57,740 --> 00:22:03,530 But I owe you for this. You get an online store and a ring on your finger. 217 00:22:03,580 --> 00:22:07,870 And then I can take Viagra. 218 00:22:12,780 --> 00:22:17,730 - Veronika, I'm not sure about this. - We can't pull out now. 219 00:22:17,780 --> 00:22:21,010 Do you need to be pampered like this? Only one star is missing at the top. 220 00:22:21,060 --> 00:22:25,870 Then we can walk around you and sing Christmas carols. 221 00:22:29,580 --> 00:22:32,970 What about you? Have you had a shower? and wearing deodorant? 222 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:36,370 I was in the shower earlier, and I haven't sweated very much. 223 00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:39,130 Deodorant just hides my animal smell of man. 224 00:22:39,180 --> 00:22:43,650 - I will release the wild beast. - You smell like a barn. 225 00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:47,870 - Some people like it. - Yes, cows. Put on aftershave. 226 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:58,970 My personality is attractive, not my smell. 227 00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:01,470 Then get started. 228 00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:08,150 See here. Water. I'll have a glass too. Then we can share. 229 00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:16,650 - Are you busy? I can go. - No. 230 00:23:16,700 --> 00:23:20,570 I have gone several times, than I have come. 231 00:23:20,620 --> 00:23:24,170 I was supposed to meet a guy but it came to nothing. 232 00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:29,550 He's probably with his girlfriend, which he promised to leave. 233 00:23:30,220 --> 00:23:35,090 I just got an SMS: "It's not going to happen tonight." 234 00:23:35,140 --> 00:23:40,170 “Throw the keys in the mailbox. See you at the next bang. LOL." 235 00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:44,050 What psycho has a door, that cannot be opened from the outside? 236 00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:47,650 - A thief could come. - But I'm no thief. 237 00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:52,930 Then I wasn't dressed like that. I just wanted some air out there. 238 00:23:52,980 --> 00:23:57,910 Boom, locked out. Damn take my life. 239 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:03,290 - What's your name? - Irene. 240 00:24:03,340 --> 00:24:05,930 - My name is Torvald. - I knew that well. 241 00:24:05,980 --> 00:24:10,670 Yes. You did. 242 00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:14,090 Come up with a name. 243 00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:17,610 We need cover names. Otherwise, they recognize me from TV. 244 00:24:17,660 --> 00:24:21,130 - Do you mean it? - Solveig... 245 00:24:21,180 --> 00:24:24,410 - Erna. - Erna. 246 00:24:24,460 --> 00:24:28,630 Naughty. Just wait till you hear my name. 247 00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:36,150 Lovely. 248 00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:41,970 - Don't you rent out apartments here? - My family owns the building. 249 00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:46,390 We must be discreet, when we have such sinister intentions. 250 00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:51,470 - You have sinister intentions. - No, we have. 251 00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:22,150 Ulf-André! 252 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:29,410 Hello? Yes, hi. 253 00:25:29,460 --> 00:25:32,390 Fourth floor, on the left. 254 00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:41,650 - Ulf-André? They are coming now. - Just shut up. 255 00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:45,590 I'm sitting here and gets rid of the rest of the soup. 256 00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:55,150 Hello. Come inside. 257 00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:03,510 - Yes... - Close the door. 258 00:26:04,860 --> 00:26:07,330 Aren't you... 259 00:26:07,380 --> 00:26:11,810 - Veronica. - Fernando. 260 00:26:11,860 --> 00:26:18,050 Fernando? Aren't you him Rim-Tim from that show? 261 00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:22,290 Well, it's a cover name. 262 00:26:22,340 --> 00:26:26,710 It's probably common in your industry. 263 00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:30,930 - Erna. - My pleasure. 264 00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:35,250 Then I won't be called Veronika tonight. 265 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:40,150 My name is... Anastasia. 266 00:26:40,660 --> 00:26:45,150 And my husband's name is Ulf-André, no... Christian! 267 00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:49,510 Christian! 268 00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:55,330 “You smell like a barn. Put on deodorant." 269 00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:59,890 - Would you like slippers? The floor is cold. - No thanks. 270 00:26:59,940 --> 00:27:02,010 That's fine enough. 271 00:27:02,060 --> 00:27:05,070 Then I will ask you to take off your shoes. 272 00:27:09,980 --> 00:27:15,370 - Do you also take off your shoes? - I have done that. 273 00:27:15,420 --> 00:27:17,810 And then we throw away the clothes. 274 00:27:17,860 --> 00:27:22,290 - Did you hear that, Erna? Throw away the clunker. - No, the outerwear. 275 00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:27,610 Will you help me? Take them here. 276 00:27:27,660 --> 00:27:30,790 That's fine. 277 00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:34,010 - It's a nice coat. - Thank you very much. 278 00:27:34,060 --> 00:27:36,530 - Go ahead. - Wolf! 279 00:27:36,580 --> 00:27:41,150 No... Christian! Come now! 280 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:49,910 Hello. 281 00:27:51,540 --> 00:27:53,470 Hello. 282 00:27:59,620 --> 00:28:02,590 We just need to talk. 283 00:28:10,220 --> 00:28:12,690 What just happened? 284 00:28:12,740 --> 00:28:16,170 I look too good. He got performance anxiety. 285 00:28:16,220 --> 00:28:19,490 - Now listen here. - Oh god. 286 00:28:19,540 --> 00:28:23,450 - Are you now 100 percent sure? - 110 percent. 287 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:28,290 - You can't compete with that. - No. 288 00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:30,590 Okay. 289 00:28:33,820 --> 00:28:38,610 - They look a bit boring. - What? They are absolutely delicious. 290 00:28:38,660 --> 00:28:43,690 - The soup. I have a bad stomach. - Now stop, you're full of shit. 291 00:28:43,740 --> 00:28:47,850 - His penis is probably smaller than mine. - No, he's taller. 292 00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:51,130 Penis length has nothing to do with it. 293 00:28:51,180 --> 00:28:54,210 Hitler was 1.58, and he had a huge diller. 294 00:28:54,260 --> 00:28:58,230 Now wake up. Get yourself together. 295 00:28:59,580 --> 00:29:05,010 Sorry, it was just a little household talk. 296 00:29:05,060 --> 00:29:08,870 - They are for the hosts. - To us? Thanks. 297 00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:16,470 - Let's go into the living room. - After you, my dear. 298 00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:20,850 "50 Shades of Grey" is the only book with little content. 299 00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:23,790 It's the only one you've heard of. 300 00:29:29,580 --> 00:29:33,510 Well, though. Just look at it here. 301 00:29:35,420 --> 00:29:38,370 It looks like Chucky's grandfather. 302 00:29:38,420 --> 00:29:44,210 - You see them out at your mother's in the country. - Very funny. 303 00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:46,510 Now come along. 304 00:29:50,660 --> 00:29:52,510 Yes... 305 00:29:54,620 --> 00:29:57,230 Zip up your pants. 306 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:03,030 Yes, be sure to sit down. 307 00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:09,590 Such. 308 00:30:11,380 --> 00:30:17,010 - Is this you? - Yes, it is Ulf-André and his friends. 309 00:30:17,060 --> 00:30:20,190 A real steak. You are quite fit. 310 00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:26,990 Such. How to do this? 311 00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:32,150 Let's take the first introduction of the evening. 312 00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:37,190 First, the steel wire is removed. 313 00:30:38,980 --> 00:30:45,650 Then you take a good hold of the cork, which was that pope's penis. 314 00:30:45,700 --> 00:30:52,370 Then comes the actual trick. Twist the bottle one and a half turns. 315 00:30:52,420 --> 00:30:58,910 Then you move it a little, and you are ready for release. 316 00:30:59,420 --> 00:31:02,530 - But it shouldn't come with a bang. - Not that? 317 00:31:02,580 --> 00:31:07,850 It is the Pope's first time, and it is also forbidden. 318 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:12,110 - So we must be quiet. - Yes. 319 00:31:17,980 --> 00:31:23,430 And that's why it's called the Pope's Virgin Sigh. 320 00:31:24,820 --> 00:31:29,430 The Pope is not a virgin. After all, he has his own boy choir. 321 00:31:38,460 --> 00:31:41,210 - Those are some nice balls. - Do you think so? 322 00:31:41,260 --> 00:31:46,330 - They almost match mine. - Are they that small? 323 00:31:46,380 --> 00:31:49,810 They were apparently on sale. In the Nile. 324 00:31:49,860 --> 00:31:55,230 - They were on sale in Nille, Erna. - Nille is absolutely fantastic. 325 00:31:58,140 --> 00:32:01,950 Did you see that? She swallows it all. 326 00:32:05,580 --> 00:32:08,530 How did you come up with this? 327 00:32:08,580 --> 00:32:13,810 - I thought we should try it. - He persuaded me. 328 00:32:13,860 --> 00:32:18,930 - He is a rather determined man. - Yes. 329 00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:22,870 It's exactly like here, but in reverse. 330 00:32:23,620 --> 00:32:27,890 I usually get my way. Think about it for later tonight. 331 00:32:27,940 --> 00:32:32,890 - I can probably be persuaded. - Not always. 332 00:32:32,940 --> 00:32:37,490 You didn't get your way on TV2. They fired you from the broadcast. 333 00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:41,690 I've always wondered, that you were fired. 334 00:32:41,740 --> 00:32:44,950 Yes, same here. 335 00:32:46,260 --> 00:32:50,490 Shall we continue with to call you Fernando? 336 00:32:50,540 --> 00:32:53,930 Okay. With my acquaintance and charismatic face - 337 00:32:53,980 --> 00:32:56,930 - I can just as well lay the cards on the table. 338 00:32:56,980 --> 00:32:59,970 So what does your husband do? 339 00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:05,330 I am a wood carver and specialist in garden gnomes. 340 00:33:05,380 --> 00:33:10,230 - And trolls, which you can probably see. - Everything that is written here is my work. 341 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:18,070 It's fantastic. Garden elves? 342 00:33:18,660 --> 00:33:22,290 I thought You were in a cult or something. 343 00:33:22,340 --> 00:33:27,270 I feared we would be sacrificed to the goblin god instead of swinging. 344 00:33:28,180 --> 00:33:29,930 Bowl. 345 00:33:29,980 --> 00:33:32,330 Did you take a course to learn that? 346 00:33:32,380 --> 00:33:34,610 I studied medicine but dropped out. 347 00:33:34,660 --> 00:33:38,410 - It is regrettable. - Yes, one can only regret that. 348 00:33:38,460 --> 00:33:44,930 Do you earn more as a goblin maker than on being a doctor? 349 00:33:44,980 --> 00:33:50,730 There is actually a big market. I send many to Northern Norway. 350 00:33:50,780 --> 00:33:54,570 We don't make a profit off of it, but we manage. 351 00:33:54,620 --> 00:34:00,770 - Northern Norway? - There is a larger market for garden decorations. 352 00:34:00,820 --> 00:34:04,650 - Because they have snow all year? - No. 353 00:34:04,700 --> 00:34:10,690 - Are you a teacher, Veronika? - How did you know? 354 00:34:10,740 --> 00:34:17,670 You exude knowledge dissemination. I am looking forward to being a student tonight. 355 00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:23,350 I thought You should give us an introduction. 356 00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:27,950 Bowl. 357 00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:37,050 Hello. 358 00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:42,550 Now we must not curl my pants or my penis. 359 00:34:44,860 --> 00:34:47,250 Hello, hello. 360 00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:50,670 I go out and have a smoke. 361 00:34:52,380 --> 00:34:55,930 I agree. Then you two can learn get to know each other better. 362 00:34:55,980 --> 00:34:58,550 Bowl. 363 00:35:00,180 --> 00:35:02,950 Sit down, Rim-Tim. 364 00:35:08,220 --> 00:35:10,390 Ashtray. 365 00:35:14,660 --> 00:35:16,910 That was my joke! 366 00:35:17,660 --> 00:35:22,570 Classy. I only thought they were for old ladies and people on longboards. 367 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:25,390 You smoke old fashioned cigarettes. 368 00:35:29,700 --> 00:35:31,970 - Do you smoke every day? - Yes. 369 00:35:32,020 --> 00:35:36,090 I have switched more to e-cigarettes. I have to keep fit. 370 00:35:36,140 --> 00:35:40,010 That's probably wise. The ordinary ones destroys one's sperm production. 371 00:35:40,060 --> 00:35:45,670 - Does one's sperm become useless? - Yes, just listen to the goblin doctor. 372 00:35:46,540 --> 00:35:50,050 Can I wet such a sperm killer? 373 00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:54,670 - You look good. - Thank you. 374 00:35:55,460 --> 00:36:01,350 Champagne got on the dress, but it will probably go away tonight. 375 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:07,450 - So it was your wife who wanted? - You are astute. 376 00:36:07,500 --> 00:36:13,410 - Do you have problems with your sperm and potency? - No, I haven't. 377 00:36:13,460 --> 00:36:16,850 Everything is fine here. Ask your wife after a few days - 378 00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:21,550 - when the worst orgasmic cramps have subsided. 379 00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:24,750 It's fantastic. 380 00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:29,150 But... 381 00:36:30,620 --> 00:36:35,330 - Tonight is actually costing me dearly. - Doesn't she want to either? 382 00:36:35,380 --> 00:36:40,210 Yes, if she wants an online store and a ring on the finger. 383 00:36:40,260 --> 00:36:45,310 - Aren't you married? - Not yet. 384 00:36:46,980 --> 00:36:50,030 Just tell me one thing. 385 00:36:50,940 --> 00:36:54,850 I was wondering if there is something she likes? 386 00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:59,490 Is there anything I can do for it to be good for everyone? 387 00:36:59,540 --> 00:37:05,310 You must treat her like a rag doll. Slap her on the ass and shout "Kautokeino!" 388 00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:10,530 Show her who's in charge. Of course I do. 389 00:37:10,580 --> 00:37:14,470 You're just a substitute. A substitute elf. 390 00:37:25,740 --> 00:37:29,810 They are so nice. Durable. 391 00:37:29,860 --> 00:37:35,530 - What does Veronika turn on? - She will show you that herself. 392 00:37:35,580 --> 00:37:40,130 A dominatrix. Like my aunt Gudrun. I love that. 393 00:37:40,180 --> 00:37:43,690 What's with your name? 394 00:37:43,740 --> 00:37:47,330 - Rhyme-Tim-Tim? - Yes. 395 00:37:47,380 --> 00:37:52,570 In seventh grade we wrote poems. The theme was shoes. 396 00:37:52,620 --> 00:37:59,830 I got deafening cheers and laughter for a total of 32 rhymes about "shoe". 397 00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:06,270 So it doesn't come from English? "Rimming" means ass licking. 398 00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:15,270 Take good care of your suit jacket. She tears it into small pieces. 399 00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:28,650 - You can forget it! - Now I'll take you! 400 00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:32,730 - Damn it too. 2-0? - Yes! 401 00:38:32,780 --> 00:38:34,970 You'd think you were the football player. 402 00:38:35,020 --> 00:38:40,950 - I have three brothers. - Good for you. So shoot though! 403 00:38:42,100 --> 00:38:45,190 - Yes. - To hell with that too! 404 00:38:48,940 --> 00:38:51,310 I'm freezing. 405 00:38:54,380 --> 00:38:57,450 How could she score from there? 406 00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:02,070 - I'm freezing. - I'll get you some currents. 407 00:39:03,660 --> 00:39:08,650 - Can you use a pair of football socks? - Yes, it's perfect. 408 00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:13,990 - What position do you play in the team? - I'm a striker. 409 00:39:14,980 --> 00:39:19,610 I annoy the goalkeeper and score, when I'm not offside. 410 00:39:19,660 --> 00:39:24,090 - You know all about that with your three brothers. - I don't watch much football. 411 00:39:24,140 --> 00:39:26,930 I only annoy the attack, when I play FIFA. 412 00:39:26,980 --> 00:39:31,330 - It was pure luck. - Yes, five times in a row. 413 00:39:31,380 --> 00:39:33,970 Calm down now. 414 00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:37,330 I like the apartment. It is... 415 00:39:37,380 --> 00:39:40,930 ...stylish and neat. 416 00:39:40,980 --> 00:39:43,850 I have a special agreement with the landlord. 417 00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:47,610 Yes. Are you a prostitute? 418 00:39:47,660 --> 00:39:52,490 It reminds me, how we talk in the dressing room. 419 00:39:52,540 --> 00:39:55,990 There we ended up right in the friend zone. 420 00:39:57,060 --> 00:39:59,730 There is quite a lot going on in your phone. 421 00:39:59,780 --> 00:40:01,450 Yes. 422 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:04,890 - Are they nude pictures from teenagers? - No, fortunately not. 423 00:40:04,940 --> 00:40:10,030 - But you have a girlfriend? - No, I haven't. 424 00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:17,610 - Where is your bathroom? - The bathroom? 425 00:40:17,660 --> 00:40:20,730 - Around the corner and through the door. - Okay. 426 00:40:20,780 --> 00:40:23,470 There is water and... 427 00:40:43,860 --> 00:40:48,390 So you want to be on the bench? 428 00:40:58,700 --> 00:41:03,070 And I want to hear that from you? That you dare! 429 00:41:07,980 --> 00:41:10,950 You can run me! 430 00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:18,870 You can run me yourself! 431 00:42:07,940 --> 00:42:10,190 Does it suit me? 432 00:42:13,860 --> 00:42:16,590 Yes, socks. 433 00:42:17,780 --> 00:42:24,990 You have a little left. I also take some and then… 434 00:42:25,780 --> 00:42:31,910 - Yes. Do you want more? - Yes, thank you. 435 00:42:33,540 --> 00:42:36,930 You are not actually allowed to play ball inside. 436 00:42:36,980 --> 00:42:38,610 Nothing happens. 437 00:42:38,660 --> 00:42:41,430 You almost hit the lamp there. 438 00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:49,950 Damn it. There happened... 439 00:42:51,980 --> 00:42:56,550 - Irene? Nothing happened. - I have gone to bed. 440 00:43:05,980 --> 00:43:10,410 Then it's time to begin. Let's dance. 441 00:43:10,460 --> 00:43:14,610 Do you have two melons there, or are you just happy to see me? 442 00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:18,610 - It's just a bra. - With content. 443 00:43:18,660 --> 00:43:21,790 Breasts. Namely. 444 00:43:22,780 --> 00:43:27,590 - Now stop. - I think you are very sexy. 445 00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:33,050 - It can't be your first time. - Yeah. 446 00:43:33,100 --> 00:43:37,950 Really? Then I put a high standard for you. 447 00:43:55,140 --> 00:43:59,310 Now look there. Ulf-André is going out on the dance floor. 448 00:44:16,180 --> 00:44:20,690 - Sorry. Did I hit you in the stomach? - It was further south. 449 00:44:20,740 --> 00:44:26,690 - Sorry, sorry. - Come on now. Stay focused! 450 00:44:26,740 --> 00:44:30,270 Keep going, ladies and gentlemen. 451 00:44:31,100 --> 00:44:35,210 - Let's play a game. A naughty game. - Yes! 452 00:44:35,260 --> 00:44:40,370 We're going to play bottle game. The one that the bottleneck points to - 453 00:44:40,420 --> 00:44:44,070 - must kiss the one who spun the bottle. 454 00:44:46,820 --> 00:44:51,710 - Who's with? - Everyone is there. Come on. 455 00:44:58,620 --> 00:45:01,570 - I... - Yes? 456 00:45:01,620 --> 00:45:06,070 - I have never... - Are you shy? 457 00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:11,210 It's just that... 458 00:45:11,260 --> 00:45:15,110 - Do you think this is fate? - What? 459 00:45:16,460 --> 00:45:18,930 Okay. I have to go to the toilet. 460 00:45:18,980 --> 00:45:22,990 - I'll be back in a bit. - I don't leave the bed. 461 00:45:33,900 --> 00:45:37,950 We'll see who sits on the bench! 462 00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:48,530 I am skilled. Just wait and see. 463 00:45:48,580 --> 00:45:51,950 The bench? You can forget that. 464 00:45:53,820 --> 00:46:00,770 The one to which the bottleneck points, must kiss the one who spins the bottle. 465 00:46:00,820 --> 00:46:03,930 Now something is happening. It's like in "Paradise Hotel". 466 00:46:03,980 --> 00:46:06,110 Okay. 467 00:46:11,140 --> 00:46:14,670 - You two. - Hold on. 468 00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:17,830 Okay. Are you ready? 469 00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:30,430 Yes, it is very erotic. Violently erotic. 470 00:46:32,820 --> 00:46:36,230 - Your turn. - I'm spinning. 471 00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:41,610 - No... - No, no. 472 00:46:41,660 --> 00:46:43,770 Come now. You must kiss each other. 473 00:46:43,820 --> 00:46:46,450 - We had to do that too. - It's too stupid. 474 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:49,370 - It's unnatural. - Take it like a man. 475 00:46:49,420 --> 00:46:51,550 A gay man. 476 00:47:41,300 --> 00:47:46,130 I have an idea. We don't need the bottle. 477 00:47:46,180 --> 00:47:52,430 I know another game. Give me your hand. Trust me, Ulf. 478 00:48:05,860 --> 00:48:11,590 Calm down, Ulf-André. Don't worry. Relax. 479 00:48:12,140 --> 00:48:14,450 - Honey, do you like it? - Yes. 480 00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:19,930 I love you so much now. You will be an amazing mother. 481 00:48:19,980 --> 00:48:22,510 I love you too. 482 00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:29,790 Ulf, kiss her. Dirty her to the bottom. 483 00:48:32,580 --> 00:48:34,790 Do it. 484 00:48:54,180 --> 00:48:59,310 - Do you like to watch? - Yes. Ulf-André? 485 00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:05,230 - I want you now. - Me? Now? 486 00:49:06,220 --> 00:49:09,810 - Shall we turn off the lights? - What? Why that? 487 00:49:09,860 --> 00:49:12,990 Turn off the light. 488 00:49:15,540 --> 00:49:21,750 Dominatrix? Are you ready for the introduction? 489 00:49:23,940 --> 00:49:27,390 I haven't come to be brain damaged. 490 00:49:29,380 --> 00:49:32,010 Yes, just go to it. 491 00:49:32,060 --> 00:49:37,730 I have an apartment on the second floor. You didn't know that at all. 492 00:49:37,780 --> 00:49:40,550 - Hello! - Have a good time down here. 493 00:49:45,100 --> 00:49:48,290 Well... damn too! 494 00:49:48,340 --> 00:49:54,470 Damn dog shit. Does anyone here use bags? 495 00:49:57,020 --> 00:49:59,510 Damn it too. My shoes are brand new. 496 00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:06,910 Then that's the end of them. Damn it. 497 00:50:18,500 --> 00:50:21,750 - Yes. - Okay. 498 00:50:25,860 --> 00:50:29,530 Come on, Rosenborg! 499 00:50:29,580 --> 00:50:31,850 - New girl? - We'll take the next one. 500 00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:35,870 I hope you guys start scoring soon. 501 00:50:40,060 --> 00:50:44,950 - Well, it was violent. - Don't think about it. 502 00:50:46,260 --> 00:50:50,510 - Now we have to create an earthquake. - Earthquake? 503 00:50:55,220 --> 00:50:57,550 We're going to dance. 504 00:52:04,380 --> 00:52:08,090 - What is this? - My first troll. 505 00:52:08,140 --> 00:52:11,310 I gave it to my grandmother. 506 00:52:12,900 --> 00:52:17,370 Your grandmother? How is she? 507 00:52:17,420 --> 00:52:20,550 She died last summer. 508 00:52:21,380 --> 00:52:25,190 - I took it back as a souvenir. - It hurts me. 509 00:52:34,540 --> 00:52:36,510 What was that? 510 00:52:37,980 --> 00:52:41,750 It sounds like someone is fucking. It's safe downstairs. 511 00:52:55,460 --> 00:52:58,110 Won't you get out of bed? 512 00:53:12,820 --> 00:53:16,970 - Now think if they like it. - That's actually the whole point. 513 00:53:17,020 --> 00:53:20,030 Think if it's better than with me! 514 00:53:22,140 --> 00:53:26,550 - What are we doing? - Not a shit. 515 00:53:47,540 --> 00:53:50,670 Hello, like this. 516 00:53:51,340 --> 00:53:53,790 Yes, like that. 517 00:53:55,420 --> 00:53:57,390 Everything okay? Well. 518 00:54:03,540 --> 00:54:08,450 Other guys had tried long ago. Do you have bad taste? 519 00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:11,370 No. I don't have bad taste. 520 00:54:11,420 --> 00:54:17,130 It's just not my style to throw myself over the first girl that comes in. 521 00:54:17,180 --> 00:54:23,430 - Are you nervous? - I haven't... 522 00:54:24,100 --> 00:54:27,010 You are afraid to take the first step. 523 00:54:27,060 --> 00:54:30,210 - You are shy. - Don't... 524 00:54:30,260 --> 00:54:35,250 - Are you okay? - Yes. It's my neck. 525 00:54:35,300 --> 00:54:38,930 - Let me massage you. - It just gets worse. 526 00:54:38,980 --> 00:54:42,130 Now we take it easy. Lie down again. 527 00:54:42,180 --> 00:54:46,150 - I just need to catch my breath. - Is that all? 528 00:54:56,220 --> 00:54:59,570 I want to have children. 529 00:54:59,620 --> 00:55:03,810 - Do you understand? - Yes, I want that too. 530 00:55:03,860 --> 00:55:07,810 - It is so problematic. - Yes, if you don't have a sheath. 531 00:55:07,860 --> 00:55:11,690 It is worse when the one loves, will keep it a secret. 532 00:55:11,740 --> 00:55:14,770 - I know all about that. - Do you? 533 00:55:14,820 --> 00:55:18,330 Then you can be sure, that she has another. 534 00:55:18,380 --> 00:55:23,910 For sure. didn't you say that you didn't have a girlfriend? 535 00:55:32,620 --> 00:55:36,990 Save yourself! Damn it too! 536 00:55:44,100 --> 00:55:45,490 Tax? 537 00:55:45,540 --> 00:55:50,650 - Sorry. I've been an idiot. - Yes, you really have. 538 00:55:50,700 --> 00:55:52,810 You know me when I'm stressed. 539 00:55:52,860 --> 00:55:54,850 I was stressed too. 540 00:55:54,900 --> 00:55:59,390 - I should never have behaved like that. - Same here. 541 00:56:02,460 --> 00:56:06,310 - I have a little something for you. - Are you kidding? 542 00:56:08,980 --> 00:56:13,890 - It's a golden ball. - You have such good taste. 543 00:56:13,940 --> 00:56:17,570 I have bought flowers. It's roses. 544 00:56:17,620 --> 00:56:22,250 These are the only flowers I know the name of 545 00:56:22,300 --> 00:56:27,050 And tulips. And wild flowers. But you don't buy them for that kind of thing. 546 00:56:27,100 --> 00:56:31,490 I have something that might suit your taste. 547 00:56:31,540 --> 00:56:37,010 - With bulb. - It was them or peach flavored. 548 00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:42,870 I looked on Instagram and saw, that you had been drinking perry cider. 549 00:56:43,340 --> 00:56:45,450 You follow well. 550 00:56:45,500 --> 00:56:48,010 - I liked a picture. - I saw that well. 551 00:56:48,060 --> 00:56:50,490 I crossed the line. 552 00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:54,330 - We both did. - No, it was me. 553 00:56:54,380 --> 00:56:57,890 I will shout that we are together but people will not be able to understand it. 554 00:56:57,940 --> 00:57:02,490 We look at that matter differently. 555 00:57:02,540 --> 00:57:09,570 What do people say when the striker Torvald, who haven't scored in a long time - 556 00:57:09,620 --> 00:57:15,250 - is with the macho trainer Inge Brigtsen? What won't people say? 557 00:57:15,300 --> 00:57:20,090 - What won't my wife say? - Your ex-wife. 558 00:57:20,140 --> 00:57:22,970 - We don't need to talk about it now. - Yeah. 559 00:57:23,020 --> 00:57:27,010 - We have to talk about this. - Okay. 560 00:57:27,060 --> 00:57:29,570 I have two children. 561 00:57:29,620 --> 00:57:33,770 When this gets out, what happens? 562 00:57:33,820 --> 00:57:38,470 - I feel so bad... - But it must remain silent. 563 00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:44,110 - That was nicely said. - I'm not giving up. 564 00:57:44,860 --> 00:57:49,690 "I'd like to, but it must remain quiet." Who said that? 565 00:57:49,740 --> 00:57:53,110 - Was it him from KLM? Lars Mjøen? - Who? 566 00:57:55,260 --> 00:57:59,810 Okay. The children are one thing, but I'm also your trainer. 567 00:57:59,860 --> 00:58:04,130 You are actually my favorite coach. Did you know that? 568 00:58:04,180 --> 00:58:08,570 - And you're my favorite player. - No, you shouldn't say that. 569 00:58:08,620 --> 00:58:12,930 - You are my favorite player. - You have been a coach for everyone. 570 00:58:12,980 --> 00:58:16,370 Why do you think I'll make you to do push-ups on the field? 571 00:58:16,420 --> 00:58:21,370 - Because you look so delicious in the meantime. - You're crazy. 572 00:58:21,420 --> 00:58:27,170 - Let's talk and have a drink. - I think we should go for a walk. 573 00:58:27,220 --> 00:58:30,770 - But I've just arrived. - I've been sitting inside all day. 574 00:58:30,820 --> 00:58:36,510 Come now. Don't you clean up? What's in the sink? 575 00:58:38,020 --> 00:58:40,250 The patio door was open. 576 00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:42,890 It is illogical, that you don't turn this on. 577 00:58:42,940 --> 00:58:47,090 You're not exactly an orchid, but I could do it. 578 00:58:47,140 --> 00:58:48,970 I don't turn you on. Excuse me. 579 00:58:49,020 --> 00:58:53,810 You talk too much and are too angular. 580 00:58:53,860 --> 00:58:56,650 I am almost the perfect man. 581 00:58:56,700 --> 00:59:02,390 - Your guy is the exact opposite. - I like him the way he is. 582 00:59:03,300 --> 00:59:09,150 - Shouldn't I get something out of this? - So I'm not turning on you. 583 00:59:13,020 --> 00:59:17,210 You looked good when you were on TV. 584 00:59:17,260 --> 00:59:20,890 But really, you're just weird. 585 00:59:20,940 --> 00:59:24,750 Damn it. What a waste of a birthday. 586 00:59:25,780 --> 00:59:29,610 Nothing is worse than a tomboy, that goes to waste. 587 00:59:29,660 --> 00:59:32,530 Happy birthday. 588 00:59:32,580 --> 00:59:35,130 - A quick blowjob as a gift? - No. 589 00:59:35,180 --> 00:59:39,230 I have understood it. It's not even a round birthday. 590 00:59:40,340 --> 00:59:43,530 After all, you have a woman who is gorgeous. 591 00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:47,730 she wants you despite your behavior and appearance. 592 00:59:47,780 --> 00:59:53,370 But I've had her a million times before. It's not the same. 593 00:59:53,420 --> 00:59:56,490 No, but she is an orchid. 594 00:59:56,540 --> 01:00:00,470 I wanted a new flower, even if it was only a dandelion. 595 01:00:00,980 --> 01:00:02,830 How charming. 596 01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:07,970 I understand well, why she fell for you. 597 01:00:08,020 --> 01:00:12,850 Fell and fell. She was with a guy when I met her. 598 01:00:12,900 --> 01:00:18,210 She had seen me on TV and liked it my humor and sexual radiance. 599 01:00:18,260 --> 01:00:21,730 Yes, your radiance is brilliant. 600 01:00:21,780 --> 01:00:25,250 After a few nights of drinking wine, did she like me 601 01:00:25,300 --> 01:00:28,770 But she didn't want to go to bed with me because of the other guy. 602 01:00:28,820 --> 01:00:32,330 - Then I put hard against hard. - What a man. 603 01:00:32,380 --> 01:00:36,670 Why didn't you tell them that we know each other? 604 01:00:38,740 --> 01:00:41,530 I had a small stroke, when i saw you 605 01:00:41,580 --> 01:00:44,370 They were going on a long journey. 606 01:00:44,420 --> 01:00:49,370 There she would make her choice. I told her to choose now. 607 01:00:49,420 --> 01:00:52,170 Then I came to mention, how much money I had. 608 01:00:52,220 --> 01:00:53,850 So you wanted to buy her. 609 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:57,250 I just put down a deposit. I didn't want to lose to him. 610 01:00:57,300 --> 01:01:02,930 - Did you know it was me? - No. Are you crazy? 611 01:01:02,980 --> 01:01:05,890 I haven't heard from you in years. 612 01:01:05,940 --> 01:01:11,590 He stood alone at the airport and thought, that he should travel around the world. 613 01:01:15,740 --> 01:01:21,530 It's almost as crazy, like you didn't come out to the airport. 614 01:01:21,580 --> 01:01:25,570 - Were you with that guy? - Yes. 615 01:01:25,620 --> 01:01:28,370 I won. He didn't stand a chance. 616 01:01:28,420 --> 01:01:31,970 - What did you just say? - Solveig has better taste than you. 617 01:01:32,020 --> 01:01:34,930 She dropped him as she read. 618 01:01:34,980 --> 01:01:39,350 - Did you read along? - She studied medicine with her ex-boyfriend. 619 01:01:40,900 --> 01:01:43,570 Have you had a stroke? 620 01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:46,290 Did you get together because he was famous? 621 01:01:46,340 --> 01:01:50,750 - He's a clown. - A charming clown. 622 01:01:51,380 --> 01:01:55,730 They know each other from before. After all, he was studying to be a doctor. 623 01:01:55,780 --> 01:02:01,970 He was reading with his girlfriend who was leaving from him for a rich C-list celebrity. 624 01:02:02,020 --> 01:02:04,950 For that? 625 01:02:05,860 --> 01:02:09,070 - The sick Satan. - Damn it! 626 01:02:17,820 --> 01:02:20,850 Yes, I just got a… 627 01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:27,010 Or... two glasses of wine. I took one first and forgot it upstairs. 628 01:02:27,060 --> 01:02:31,730 I put the glass down and couldn't find it again. 629 01:02:31,780 --> 01:02:34,830 So I took another glass. 630 01:02:38,060 --> 01:02:42,050 Don't you want to go out? Let's go for a walk. 631 01:02:42,100 --> 01:02:45,950 Come on, let's go. Just you and me. 632 01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:51,610 Now you can't complain about, that I don't drink whiskey. 633 01:02:51,660 --> 01:02:54,650 I have done my part. So it... 634 01:02:54,700 --> 01:03:01,170 Didn't I say that you are not allowed to play football inside? 635 01:03:01,220 --> 01:03:05,210 I'm just so bored when you are not here. 636 01:03:05,260 --> 01:03:10,670 - Why are you so eager to go out? - Eager? You want to be inside. 637 01:03:15,380 --> 01:03:19,350 - There's someone else here. - No. 638 01:03:21,900 --> 01:03:25,370 Come on, wait a minute. 639 01:03:25,420 --> 01:03:31,950 - Let's sit down with a beer. - Torvald. Now that's enough. 640 01:03:36,660 --> 01:03:39,310 Inge... 641 01:03:42,580 --> 01:03:45,710 See for yourself. It must have been birds. 642 01:03:46,540 --> 01:03:49,630 - Shouldn't we... - Hello. 643 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:53,030 Good day. 644 01:03:55,740 --> 01:03:58,970 Inge, it's Irene. 645 01:03:59,020 --> 01:04:01,970 - Ow! - Inge? 646 01:04:02,020 --> 01:04:07,290 - Off... off. - Inge? 647 01:04:07,340 --> 01:04:09,970 - Does it hurt? - Yes. 648 01:04:10,020 --> 01:04:13,850 - Is that your heart? - It stings in my chest. 649 01:04:13,900 --> 01:04:17,370 - Help me. - Are you okay? 650 01:04:17,420 --> 01:04:22,390 - Don't touch me. - We have to help you. Sit down. 651 01:04:23,140 --> 01:04:25,290 Sit down. 652 01:04:25,340 --> 01:04:28,610 Okay. It's Irene. 653 01:04:28,660 --> 01:04:33,010 She was freezing to death, so I let her in. 654 01:04:33,060 --> 01:04:37,450 - And then I got... - You got the opportunity to... 655 01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:40,530 No. We had a good chat. 656 01:04:40,580 --> 01:04:45,770 I drank a glass of wine with a stranger, when I was upset. 657 01:04:45,820 --> 01:04:48,450 - Have you... - We haven't done anything. 658 01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:53,330 - Shut up. Ten push-ups. - Now? 659 01:04:53,380 --> 01:04:57,110 - I'm so confused. - This is too stupid! 660 01:04:58,060 --> 01:05:01,530 I agree. We haven't done anything. 661 01:05:01,580 --> 01:05:06,530 If it was Niklas or Pål-André, I wish I could understand it. 662 01:05:06,580 --> 01:05:09,790 - Cross. - But with such a dummy... 663 01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:13,010 - Thank you. - Get yourself together. 664 01:05:13,060 --> 01:05:15,210 Nothing has happened. I was just being nice. 665 01:05:15,260 --> 01:05:21,710 - So she hid here for no reason? - Yes. 666 01:05:32,260 --> 01:05:37,330 - You don't think we should run away, do you? - Yes, of course. 667 01:05:37,380 --> 01:05:41,530 This is no accident. It must be fate. 668 01:05:41,580 --> 01:05:44,850 - Where are we going? - Wherever you want. 669 01:05:44,900 --> 01:05:47,130 Do you think I want to go back to this? 670 01:05:47,180 --> 01:05:52,490 With garden gnomes and ugly wallpaper. 671 01:05:52,540 --> 01:05:56,690 I'm buying a cabinet for the elves and peels off the wallpaper. 672 01:05:56,740 --> 01:06:02,050 - With your pixie salary? - Solveig, I saw it in your eyes. 673 01:06:02,100 --> 01:06:08,070 Then you would have seen me go to bed with you out of pity and nostalgia. 674 01:06:09,700 --> 01:06:15,230 - Why didn't you come out to the airport? - After the journey, we had returned home. 675 01:06:16,180 --> 01:06:20,210 And for what? Your goblins? We grew apart. 676 01:06:20,260 --> 01:06:25,370 It didn't surprise me when you dropped out out and started with your garden gnomes. 677 01:06:25,420 --> 01:06:31,090 - I dropped out because I was sad. - You never wanted to be a doctor. 678 01:06:31,140 --> 01:06:35,770 You have always been a creative pixie. And that's why you make them. 679 01:06:35,820 --> 01:06:39,210 You are living the dream. 680 01:06:39,260 --> 01:06:46,470 But I've been thinking about you a lot. I even missed you. 681 01:06:48,020 --> 01:06:53,530 But then I remembered all the times you closed yourself off with your projects. 682 01:06:53,580 --> 01:06:58,070 Which I was never a part of. I can't run away from you. 683 01:06:59,580 --> 01:07:01,850 I ran away from you. 684 01:07:01,900 --> 01:07:07,210 - But is he a better choice? - He is my choice. 685 01:07:07,260 --> 01:07:12,050 He bragged about how much money he spent on you tonight. 686 01:07:12,100 --> 01:07:15,230 You know that subject has a name, right? 687 01:07:16,060 --> 01:07:20,810 It is sad that you have to marry him, who do not want to marry. 688 01:07:20,860 --> 01:07:23,710 Are you and your wife happy? 689 01:07:24,860 --> 01:07:28,130 Yes, like two yolks in one egg. 690 01:07:28,180 --> 01:07:32,850 That we had a beautiful moment together, doesn't mean it will last 691 01:07:32,900 --> 01:07:35,990 Okay, so we had a good time together? 692 01:07:38,940 --> 01:07:41,790 We had a pretty good time. 693 01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:45,850 Ulf-André! Get out of there! 694 01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:50,890 - We have to talk together. They have locked! - What's the problem? 695 01:07:50,940 --> 01:07:54,750 They pretended nothing, so they could sleep with each other! 696 01:07:55,660 --> 01:07:57,910 Ulf-André! 697 01:08:00,420 --> 01:08:04,630 Damn it. Open the damn door! 698 01:08:12,780 --> 01:08:15,350 It was better. 699 01:08:17,580 --> 01:08:22,070 - Isn't that perhaps strange? - Yes, a little. 700 01:08:23,340 --> 01:08:26,590 Open the door! 701 01:08:31,020 --> 01:08:37,190 It might be a bit violent. It's a bit violent. 702 01:08:40,660 --> 01:08:45,690 - What? What are you laughing at? - It's just... 703 01:08:45,740 --> 01:08:51,430 - Do you think it's funny? - It's a bit funny. 704 01:08:56,900 --> 01:08:59,990 Wolf? My Wolf. 705 01:09:05,620 --> 01:09:09,710 It wasn't me who did it. 706 01:09:12,140 --> 01:09:14,470 My Wolf. 707 01:09:25,420 --> 01:09:29,270 Well, how did it feel then to fuck the ex-boyfriend? 708 01:09:40,300 --> 01:09:44,290 Ulf, my rag doll friend. 709 01:09:44,340 --> 01:09:47,550 We will never do this again. 710 01:09:50,620 --> 01:09:53,370 Let me take it. 711 01:09:53,420 --> 01:09:56,610 I say thank you. It was a pleasure. 712 01:09:56,660 --> 01:09:59,170 Rim-Tim-Tim has left the building. 713 01:09:59,220 --> 01:10:04,050 - We haven't done anything. - I have not slept with Torvald. 714 01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:09,530 Unfortunately not. He saved me from to get pneumonia and gave me whiskey. 715 01:10:09,580 --> 01:10:13,450 - Okay. - Why didn't you say you were together? 716 01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:18,450 - Because I can't! - Quiet! You owe me ten! 20... 30. 717 01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:20,650 - Forget it. - Now listen here. 718 01:10:20,700 --> 01:10:25,730 - Inge. That's your name, right? - The G is not mute. 719 01:10:25,780 --> 01:10:32,490 Do you realize how hard it is to find one, who loves you for who you are? 720 01:10:32,540 --> 01:10:35,450 One who doesn't choose you as an alternative to another? 721 01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:40,830 - Exactly! - If you find it, you should be proud. 722 01:10:42,860 --> 01:10:45,190 Show it off. 723 01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:52,350 I agree. 724 01:10:54,700 --> 01:10:56,950 Excuse me. 725 01:11:01,700 --> 01:11:03,850 Excuse me. 726 01:11:03,900 --> 01:11:07,490 i love you You know that well. 727 01:11:07,540 --> 01:11:11,890 Yes. Fair enough, but... 728 01:11:11,940 --> 01:11:15,370 It's hard to say, when she sits and stares at me. 729 01:11:15,420 --> 01:11:18,190 Now we take it easy. 730 01:11:19,780 --> 01:11:22,110 Excuse me. 731 01:11:26,140 --> 01:11:30,310 We didn't have sex. I promise. 732 01:11:32,340 --> 01:11:35,390 Say you didn't either. 733 01:11:38,100 --> 01:11:43,230 - Come on now. - But we did have sex. 734 01:11:49,620 --> 01:11:53,650 You know how I am, when I get turned on. 735 01:11:53,700 --> 01:11:58,050 I become like a cat in a curtain store. 736 01:11:58,100 --> 01:12:04,390 Fuck you. And me too. 737 01:12:14,900 --> 01:12:17,170 We need a break. 738 01:12:17,220 --> 01:12:21,710 - This cannot go on. - Do you mean it? 739 01:12:23,260 --> 01:12:25,150 Yes. 740 01:12:28,940 --> 01:12:32,830 It's the second worst suggestion, you have ever come with. 741 01:12:46,860 --> 01:12:49,430 My Wolf. 742 01:12:59,140 --> 01:13:02,290 - Yes... - I clean up. Now relax. 743 01:13:02,340 --> 01:13:06,250 Now you have the opportunity to be a role model for others. 744 01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:13,330 Little miss, I'm a trainer for Norway's best football team right now. 745 01:13:13,380 --> 01:13:19,130 If I say anything to the media, could it cost me my career. 746 01:13:19,180 --> 01:13:22,810 - Torvald is willing to sacrifice everything. - I'm older than him. 747 01:13:22,860 --> 01:13:26,310 - You're not that much older. - You are a perfect age. 748 01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:31,510 I was born in the same year as Ricky Martin. 749 01:13:32,340 --> 01:13:34,330 Who is that? 750 01:13:34,380 --> 01:13:38,530 I'm slipping now. Thanks for the good whiskey and a lovely evening. 751 01:13:38,580 --> 01:13:43,690 Thanks for trying to put a stick in the wheel for our relationship. 752 01:13:43,740 --> 01:13:46,730 Thank you from both of us. Next time we'll have more whiskey. 753 01:13:46,780 --> 01:13:52,890 Do you want tickets for the home games, then Inge can do it. 754 01:13:52,940 --> 01:13:56,310 I'm coming when I see you two on the front pages. Together. 755 01:13:57,980 --> 01:14:02,210 - It's cold outside. - I'll follow her out. 756 01:14:02,260 --> 01:14:04,910 Remember where the jacket must be delivered. 757 01:14:09,740 --> 01:14:11,690 Now have a good time. 758 01:14:11,740 --> 01:14:15,630 - Can you find home? - Yes, yes. 759 01:14:17,180 --> 01:14:19,150 Damn it. 760 01:14:22,980 --> 01:14:26,510 What an evening. We have to do that again. 761 01:14:28,580 --> 01:14:33,690 - You don't answer the phone anymore? - Are you here? Shouldn't you... 762 01:14:33,740 --> 01:14:37,490 - Who is she? - Irene. My pleasure. 763 01:14:37,540 --> 01:14:40,330 - Do you live here? - No. 764 01:14:40,380 --> 01:14:44,550 I just have access to an apartment, whose owner has access to me. 765 01:14:46,180 --> 01:14:49,970 - You lead satan. - It is not certain that it is me. 766 01:14:50,020 --> 01:14:55,170 - What is the name of the person who lends it to you? - Hours. He is called Rim-Tim-Tim. 767 01:14:55,220 --> 01:15:02,250 - Because he's a real ass-licker. - No, because I'm good at rhymes and poems. 768 01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:05,250 You clingy idiot. You could be her father. 769 01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:10,450 Yes, if her mother was as delicious, but then it had been incest. 770 01:15:10,500 --> 01:15:14,250 I've had enough. Don't call! 771 01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:18,690 Solveig, think of everything we've paid... meant for each other! 772 01:15:18,740 --> 01:15:21,190 Yes... 773 01:15:22,380 --> 01:15:26,930 I finally dropped her. And you didn't believe it. 774 01:15:26,980 --> 01:15:29,950 Now it's just the two of us. 775 01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:36,730 - Shall we share a taxi? - Yes, I would love to. 776 01:15:36,780 --> 01:15:41,510 How about a triangle to finish the relationship in a dignified way? 777 01:15:48,380 --> 01:15:51,390 Is Aunt Gudrun awake? 778 01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:31,730 Welcome to Lerkendal Stadium. Here is a fantastic new speaker. 779 01:16:31,780 --> 01:16:33,610 Rhyme-Tim-Tim. 780 01:16:33,660 --> 01:16:40,410 The name does not derive from ass licking, as many mistakenly believe. 781 01:16:40,460 --> 01:16:44,490 That's because I was good at rhyming and rhythm as a child. 782 01:16:44,540 --> 01:16:48,130 I once rhymed 32 words with "shoes". 783 01:16:48,180 --> 01:16:54,710 Just imagine how many words i could rhyme with "penis". 784 01:17:20,020 --> 01:17:25,390 Rosenborg! Rosenborg! 785 01:17:45,300 --> 01:17:50,350 Texts: Torben Grønbæk Jensen www.sdimedia.com 786 01:18:14,980 --> 01:18:19,310 If you find it first, damn you gotta show it off! 787 01:18:20,780 --> 01:18:22,770 Yes, it's coming! 788 01:18:22,820 --> 01:18:25,850 - You first. - Me? 789 01:18:25,900 --> 01:18:27,810 Excuse me. 790 01:18:27,860 --> 01:18:33,910 - Mistress, right? - Mistress? 791 01:18:41,540 --> 01:18:45,630 Okay. Whoops, sorry. 792 01:18:48,140 --> 01:18:50,850 It doesn't matter. 793 01:18:50,900 --> 01:18:53,450 We need the bed to... 794 01:18:53,500 --> 01:18:59,850 I thought we should stop here. I thought it was over. Sorry. 795 01:18:59,900 --> 01:19:05,270 - A guy has to... - God is... or...